And THAT’S why I watch the Mentalist.
MY MOUTH DROPPED OPEN! THIS IS IT! THIS IS IT! THAT’S HOW HE STOPPED HIS PULSE!
i saw this episode of the mentalist a few weeks ago and i wished i knew anything at all about making gifs so i could share this with people
THIS POST AND I MUST NOW ELOPE AND GET MARRIED IN THE CARIBBEAN.
Guys, this is it. This HAS to be it.
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If you Americans ever feel bad because Philosopher’s Stone was changed to Sorcerer’s Stone, just remember that the French version of the first Harry Potter book and movie is literally called Harry Potter at the Wizarding School.
never mind they were under my textbook
Makin’ up a song about Coraline/ She’s a peach, she’s a doll, she’s a pal of mine/ She’s as cute as a button in the eyes of everyone who’s ever laid their eyes on Coraline/ When she comes around exploring/ Mom and I will never ever make it boring/ Our eyes will be on Coraline!
Cute little song or foreshadowing?????
does anyone know where I put my hoard of Chapters gift cards? Hint: the answer is not purse, sock drawer, other purse, overnight bag, on top of the fridge, under the dresser, mother’s purse, or under the bed.
(AGGRESSIVELY CHICKEN DANCES TOWARDS YOU)
LOOK WHAT I MADE
i fucking snorted oh mY GOD
This is the most amazing thing oh my God
if you want my legs to be shaved every day then you can do it for me and ill see how long it takes for you to not care anymore
today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore
Heaven knows how you lied to me. You’re not the way you seemed.You look like an angel, walk like an angel, talk like an angel, but I got wise. You’re the devil in disguise.



